December 2011
1 post
I vote church of the flying spaghetti monster. RT @hemantmehta: Thanks to Christians, Atheist Displays Will Flourish. http://t.co/jt4NLvm2
November 2011
7 posts
I’m at Nantucket Memorial Airport (ACK) (14 Airport Rd., Nantucket) http://t.co/EtbBShQG
Black Friday tradition! Now to lunch! :) (@ Mendon Country Gift Barn) http://t.co/tAEOSV7b
Tomorrow is Small Business Saturday. Support your local mom & pop! (We’re participating here at http://t.co/sMM4ruoX PreOrder Gifts now!)
Of all the times to get stuck on Nanfucket, it had to be before the holiday. So pissed. Hopefully I can get the 1st flight off this rock!
I’m at Nantucket Steamship Authority (Steamboat Wharf, Nantucket) w/ 2 others http://t.co/umDqJXqQ
I’m at Barnstable Municipal Airport (HYA) (480 Barnstable Rd, Boardman/Polando Field, Hyannis) http://t.co/zbQjkuEN
Royal baby on the way! Usually don’t care but kinda excited for them!
September 2011
1 post
Yeeeeah… call a plumber, stat! RT @WinterSpringPro: Guys! Somethings wrong with our sink!!!! http://t.co/5qbR9jc
RT @hemantmehta: You’ll Never Believe Why This Church Closed Its Food Bank http://t.co/V9iwnRe
August 2011
15 posts
Aaannnnd my tree fell on someones house. No injuries.
Was just at my in laws. Neighbors are boarding up. We’re outdoors in a tent at the market but will be packing up soon & heading home.
Holy Tiredness, Batman! Im going tozzzzzzzz
Today’s tops stories: OMG! Regis Philbin the ONLY person in Hollywood unaware of Kim Kardashians Wedding! Aaaand something about Libya.
Come visit us for pastries, cookies, coffee, donuts, fresh produce, lobster rolls, jam and more! Mahoneys garden ctr rte 28 falmouth till 2!
Very interesting read: RT @BibleAlsoSays: Evangelicals Question The Existence Of Adam & Eve http://t.co/Fh86bkx
SO EXCITING! Our Cranberry Cashew Bark at The Cape Cod Cookie will be featured in http://wellwed.com/ ‘s fall issue! YIPPIE! :D
On the ferry to work. Yay. #sarcasm (@ Steamship Ferry Docks in Hyannis) http://4sq.com/nDw6fY
This is awesome. A website dedicated to how rediculous birthday parties for kids have gotten. Lol. http://bit.ly/rchXTS
WOW! 1956 interview with last surviving Lincoln assassination witness. Very cool. http://youtu.be/I_iq5yzJ-Dk
Retweeting to my ACK peeps: RT @lancearmstrong: Any masters swimming in Nantucket?
Wow! 1956 Game Show called “I’ve got a secret” with the last surviving witness to the LINCOLN assassination! http://youtu.be/I_iq5yzJ-Dk
Gonna be a fun day at work with so much pain. :( (@ Barnstable Municipal Airport (HYA)) http://4sq.com/qYbkWP
Cause really, its all fun & puppets till someone makes a heart sandwich. 0.o http://vimeo.com/thisisit/donthugme
July 2011
21 posts
#vidcon Cannot believe I’m there! D:
Since I updated @tweetcaster a week or so ago I now get constant error messages. Protocol errors & limits reached.
Heck yeah! I grew these suckers! :D http://twitpic.com/5wxgoc
Off to beddie bye. Can’t WAIT for work tomorrow! :D #sarcasm
Pretty much RT @gwendolynmr: I think “GAH” pretty much sums it up. Dancing squid bowl http://bit.ly/piymB6 via @neatorama.
Only thing worse than a heat wave is having the oven on for 12 hours… just to make it an extra special kinda hell.
Abilify commercial parody; Abilifraud. lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9twW0aYbPUc&feature=feedu
Still looking for a Youtuber to play a psychiatrist in an upcoming parody I’m doing. Just a few lines! :) Must be a woman!
The most I drink in 3 months. Make a frappe & add like a capful of bailey’s. So good. #suchalush not
I’m on Google+ and I have no idea what to do. D:
How exciting!!! RT @Writer_DG: Just packing up to go to Scotland!
Thanks Rey! :) @reyeuro really liked your new format, I viewed it on my iPad and it was extremely tablet friendly, all functions worked.
Can’t edit intuit website from chrome anymore, anyone know if there’s a plugin I might be missing? Help! Using IE IS SOOO SLOW!
Went outside to check the garden, got bitten everywhere. #effingnature
Holy Crap! I’ve never heard anything so beautiful in my life! Please Share! :) http://youtu.be/Ry4BzonlVlw
1st time I’ve let my 13yro walk home from downtown. 1 mile from home & has no idea which way to go. SO locking him in a closet w/an atlas!
Dear Business Owner; I do NOT want to purchase products via your shitty ass website circa 1998.
That moment when you’ve been laying on a leather couch too long and you nearly rip your skin getting off. But with sunburn. Ya that. -_-
Hubs did an awesome batch of gluten-free chocolate chip cookies last night. Totally had one for breakfast.
RT @azrienoch: █████ █ ████ everything ███ █████ is█████ ████ ████ fine ████ ███ ██████ trust ███ ██████ ███ your █████ ████ government.
The “I don’t give a shit” button? RT @TweetSmarter: r/t Facebook announces that “Awesome” new feature is about to launch.
I’m at Nantucket Steamship Authority (Steamboat Wharf, Nantucket) http://4sq.com/ioVPTV
June 2011
15 posts
Mass suicide. RT @Jipsi: I wonder if prohibition were to happen today and coffee was banned instead of alcohol what would happen?!?
Live your dream! RT @nantucketartist: I love what I’m doing for my work, I followed my passion, its hard at (cont) http://tl.gd/bdprql
Reading: RT @AustinCline: Hot: What is Marriage?: Some argue that marriage is defined narrowly as only being between… http://j.mp/k4tcpm